I would like to bring to your attention that you are not a puppy. And my plants/herb/flowers are not something for you to lick/plow/sniff. Aside from that, the toy squid (sorry Palitaw, it's half-disambiguated now, heheh) is not for you to kill. And next time, if i can't stop you with your disambiguation mission, do it discreetly. Don't startle me to death with that crash of epic proportions while you bang the art boxes with it only for me to find your chubby face staring at me with faux innocence. I know you have deemed yourself the household "protector" and my "knight with a shining fur-mor" but couldn't you wait until the afternoon to attempt murder inanimate objects?